The Day My Cat Tried to Join a Zoom Meeting and Got Promoted. So, let me set the scene: It’s a rainy Tuesday morning. I’m running on two sips of coffee and blind optimism, trying to look alive for a very important Zoom meeting with my new manager (who, mind you, still thinks I’m a responsible adult).
Enter: Mr. Pickles. My cat. My furry, four-legged chaos goblin with the grace of a potato and the attitude of a middle-aged man denied a pub lunch.
I should’ve known something was off when he didn’t immediately attack my ankles as I walked past. No, Mr. Pickles was sitting very still. Too still. Plotting. You know that look cats get like they’re contemplating either dinner or arson? That was the vibe.
Anyway, I log into Zoom. Camera on. Hair pretending to behave. I start nodding like I understand what anyone’s saying.
That’s when it happened. Out of nowhere, Mr. Pickles launches onto my desk like he’s doing a surprise audition for Cirque du Soleil. He lands directly on the keyboard — full belly flop — and somehow manages to:
1. Turn off my camera,
2. Change my Zoom name to “PicklesTheBoss,”
3. AND raise a virtual hand.
The meeting goes dead silent.
Then my manager says, “Looks like… Mr. Pickles has a question?”
I panic. I try to grab him, but the furry menace thinks we’re playing tag and sprints across the room with my USB mic cable dragging behind him like a techno tail.
Now I’m chasing him, the camera turns back ON, and everyone gets a lovely view of me, in socks and shame, crawling under the coffee table yelling, “Give me the mic, you tiny terrorist!”
Eventually, I return to the screen, hair in disarray, dignity in shambles. My manager is crying from laughter. Someone has already updated the meeting notes to read: “Action item: Promote Mr. Pickles. Strong leadership presence.”
The Aftermath? Mr. Pickles now has a cardboard desk next to mine. He sits at it during meetings like he’s my furry little supervisor. Sometimes, I swear he judges my reports. So if anyone needs career advice, I recommend finding a cat with a talent for keyboard shortcuts and a thirst for power.